The Legendary Aussie Bloke's Blog


  • RUOK?

    You’ve just broken your leg.

    You’re lying on the ground, writhing in agony.

    Your mate looks down at you and says “chin up mate. I know a guy who lost a leg, so it could be worse.”

    He means well, but seriously…

  • Beard Oil Or Beard Balm?

    Which one should you choose?

    Or do you need both?

    Let’s take a look at the benefits of them for you and your beard.

  • 6 Benefits Of Having A Beard

    A great beard comes with great benefits. And even greater responsibility.
  • 5 Step Grooming Routine For A Healthy Beard

    5 Steps To Get Your Beard From Itchin' To Bitchin'
  • 7 Ways To Get Out Of Your Comfort Zone

    Olympic boxer (and fellow Melbournian) Harry Garside is an interesting guy.

    A plumber by trade – he paints his nails, does ballet and was considering wearing a dress to the opening ceremony (he ultimately changed his mind).

    Find out why and how it can help you too...

  • 3 Reasons To Look After Your Beard

    Brad Pitt may be able to get away with the 'hair ferret found cleaning the shower drain beard' 😆 but can you? 🤔 Here are 3 reasons to start looking after your beard.
  • Have You Got Beardruff?

    Dandruff in your beard. It's about as welcome as a fart in a space suit. 😕 It's unsightly and makes your beard more itchy than a naked toddler on ...
  • 5 Tips For Growing Your First Beard

    Is growing a beard as simple as putting your razor away? Not quite...
  • How Mark's 2 Year Search For A Beard Care Product Ended With Legendary Aussie

    How Mark's 2 Year Search For A Beard Care Product Ended With Legendary Aussie...
  • How Does Castor Oil Help Beard Growth?

    Castor oil is great for encouraging beard growth. Why does it work?
  • Did Ned Kelly Use Beard Oil?

    Ned Kelly's beard is one of the most recognisable in Aussie history. Did he use a beard oil?
  • 5 Benefits Of Solid Cologne

    Should you switch to a solid cologne? Here are 5 great reasons to give it a try.