Did Ned Kelly Use Beard Oil?

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Ned Kelly had a great beard. Iconic.ย ๐Ÿง”

And thereโ€™s almost no chance he used beard oil.ย 

So why should you?ย ๐Ÿค”

Old Ned probably also did not use deodorant, toothpaste, soap, or wash all that often.ย ๐Ÿฆจ

He also never married. Coincidence?ย ๐Ÿ˜‚

Sure - aspire to have a beard like Nedโ€™s.

But for your partnerโ€™s sake, do not aspire to have his old school level of personal hygiene.ย ๐Ÿคข

After all, we're in the 2020's ๐Ÿš€ now, not the 1820's!ย ๐ŸŽย 

One thing that will never change is people's respect for, and appreciation of, a well-groomed confident Aussie bloke.ย 

We believe looking after your beard should be a part of your daily grooming routine.

Why walk around with a dry, itchy, unruly-looking beard when you can have a soft, itch-free, amazing looking and smelling beard instead?ย 

Take our Legendary Aussie Gold Beard Oil, for example.

Gold ๐˜€๐—ผ๐—ผ๐˜๐—ต๐—ฒ๐˜€ ๐—ฟ๐—ฒ๐—ฑ๐—ป๐—ฒ๐˜€๐˜€ and ๐—ฐ๐—ฎ๐—น๐—บ๐˜€ ๐˜†๐—ผ๐˜‚๐—ฟ ๐˜€๐—ธ๐—ถ๐—ป ๐Ÿ™ , ๐—ฟ๐—ฒ๐—ฑ๐˜‚๐—ฐ๐—ถ๐—ป๐—ด ๐—ถ๐˜๐—ฐ๐—ต๐—ถ๐—ป๐—ฒ๐˜€๐˜€ and ๐—ฏ๐—ฒ๐—ฎ๐—ฟ๐—ฑ ๐—ฑ๐—ฎ๐—ป๐—ฑ๐—ฟ๐˜‚๐—ณ๐—ณ. ๐Ÿ‘

(If you want to get technical, gold is an ๐—ฎ๐—ป๐˜๐—ถ-๐—ผ๐˜…๐—ถ๐—ฑ๐—ฎ๐—ป๐˜ and ๐—ฎ๐—ป๐˜๐—ถ-๐—ถ๐—ป๐—ณ๐—น๐—ฎ๐—บ๐—บ๐—ฎ๐˜๐—ผ๐—ฟ๐˜†. ๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐Ÿ”ฌ)

Our gold oil contain these ๐—ป๐—ฎ๐˜๐˜‚๐—ฟ๐—ฎ๐—น ๐ŸŒฑ ๐—ถ๐—ป๐—ด๐—ฟ๐—ฒ๐—ฑ๐—ถ๐—ฒ๐—ป๐˜๐˜€, each serving a different purpose:

๐ŸŒฑ Almond Oil: ๐˜€๐˜๐—ฟ๐—ฒ๐—ป๐—ด๐˜๐—ต๐—ฒ๐—ป๐˜€ ๐—ต๐—ฎ๐—ถ๐—ฟ

๐ŸŒฑ Avocado Oil: ๐—ฎ๐—ป๐˜๐—ถ-๐—ฑ๐—ฎ๐—ป๐—ฑ๐—ฟ๐˜‚๐—ณ๐—ณ

๐ŸŒฑArgan Oil: ๐—ฎ๐—ฑ๐—ฑ๐˜€ ๐˜€๐—ต๐—ถ๐—ป๐—ฒ

๐ŸŒฑJojoba Oil: ๐—ฐ๐—ผ๐—ป๐—ฑ๐—ถ๐˜๐—ถ๐—ผ๐—ป๐˜€

๐ŸŒฑApricot Kernel Oil: ๐—บ๐—ผ๐—ถ๐˜€๐˜๐˜‚๐—ฟ๐—ถ๐˜€๐—ฒ๐˜€

๐ŸŒฑCastor Oil: ๐—ฎ๐—ถ๐—ฑ๐˜€ ๐—ด๐—ฟ๐—ผ๐˜„๐˜๐—ต

All sourced from local ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡บ suppliers, ๐—ฐ๐—ฟ๐˜‚๐—ฒ๐—น๐˜๐˜†-๐—ณ๐—ฟ๐—ฒ๐—ฒ ๐Ÿถ and ๐˜ƒ๐—ฒ๐—ด๐—ฎ๐—ป ๐ŸŒฟ๐—ณ๐—ฟ๐—ถ๐—ฒ๐—ป๐—ฑ๐—น๐˜†.

Use it daily, and the results speak for themselves.ย ย 

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ย And besides, whoโ€™s to say Nedโ€™s beard wouldnโ€™t have been even better had beard oil been around back then...

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